I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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