I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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