put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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