i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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