hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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