Non-Jews are for practice
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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