found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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