is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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