You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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