god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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