he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
You made out with two different species that night
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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