In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
