operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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