im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
being pregnant is like rehab
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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