if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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