I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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