Slut skills are useful in every country.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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