Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
