Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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