She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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