I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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