He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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