Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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