I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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