Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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