i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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