He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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