i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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