As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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