thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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