Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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