You work out of a Hotel?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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