he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
