In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
