did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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