She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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