Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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