it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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