Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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