so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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