Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I need help removing her.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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