apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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