His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize
