It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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