Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Ladies don't puke and tell
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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