Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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