I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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