I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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