Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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