Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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