I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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